Putting on cosplay
don’t forget “DOES ANYONE CARE IF THEY SEE ME IN MY UNDERWEAR”
usually followed by either “NO, GO AHEAD,”…
ah yes add me on skype so i can be too afraid to talk to you ever
Yesterday I fell into my closet came out as Rose and ended up in a field of wildflowers we just don’t know.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, there… is… a vacuum – uh, pulling me into the custodial closet. I never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong, I–
If you can hear me still, please call for help! Please? Help?
Um, but while I wait for rescue and before I am sucked into this makeshift cell, I give you the weather!
check out my new tattoo it means never give up in Chinese
this is the best example of a joke comign full circle
Charging the cat
The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.
The Waltz (1800s)
In 1816,The Times of London alerted parents about an “indecent foreign dance” called the waltz, which featured “the voluptuous intertwining of the limbs” and “close compressure of the bodies.” This “obscene display” sparked a panic that caused the Times to “warn every parent against exposing his daughter to so fatal a contagion” that previously remained the territory of “prostitutes and adulteresses.” Yes, this was written about the waltz.
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i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over there house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just yeah what’s that like.
Even though I don’t like him calling anyone a bitch, this scene is a crucial part of Connie’s development to me.
Connie is characterized as the group idiot, the guy who screws up, the guy who doesn’t have two neurons to rub together in his head. But—this shows you, if you’re paying close attention, that Connie is simply not conventionally bright.
Connie’s the one who runs to Armin to see if he’s okay. Armin doesn’t have to say much of anything—he understands, just by watching them, that something dreadful happened.
His foil, Ymir, reacts coldly to Armin’s mental state, to which Connie blindly defends his friend.
Connie’s emotional and social intelligence is higher than almost anyone on the team.
He understands people, first and foremost. Give him a math problem, and sure, he’ll probably sit there. But a crisis with his friends? Connie’s the man for that job.
Fuggin’ Connie Springer, man. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
i was waiting for this post
"Someone’s going to have sex today."
There’s a community I’m in on vk.com (Russia’s Facebook) and they posted this captioned photo of us and I can’t. They were wrong, though.